Ann came over to visit with us. The kids were playing while we sat at a picnic table eating. A neighborhood dog came over to check the kids out, and went over to a bush to lift his leg and do his business.
Ann said, "The dog went over there to pee." Then she gasped, covered her mouth with her hand and mumbled to David, "Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said 'pee' in front of you -- you're a preacher."
To which David replied, "[hysterical laughter] Puh-lease let me use that in a sermon!"
